cockbite 

A cockbite is a member of society who tries their very hardest to be socially accepted and 'cool' and ends up failing miserably resulting in complete asshole-ness, butt sucking and of course cockbiting.

d00d 1: Urgh that dude we met today was like the biggest assfuck.
d00d 2: ah man, i would go as far to call him a cockbite.
d00d 3: Nah not even close man, thats reserved for that fag, Caleb.
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Cockbite: Ehehe I own all GnR's cds and a pair of converse allstars and poke my own asshole.

cockbite by Teh Gatez0r April 9, 2006

cockbite 

1) a female who has a tendency to bite down during felatio
2) an person who's annoying

that stephen emerich sure is a cockbite! sam too...

cockbite by Charlie Fox December 22, 2003

cockbite 

A fuckfish.

Because Metal Monkey wanted it so.

cockbite by A Guy July 25, 2003

Cockbite 

(cok.bIt) N. One who talks on the phone, texts, twitters or anything likewise while driving.

That cockbite on his cell phone cut me off in traffic.

Cockbite by wrwkw October 4, 2009

Cockbite 

An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.

You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.

Cockbite by Snake December 2, 2004

Cockbite 

A cockbite is a bite to the cock, also, the worst thing I can think of off hand.

You are a cockbite.

Cockbite by Antiidryo April 15, 2004

Cockbite 

AKA. (Cocknip)The act getting frost bit on one's cock. Usually as a result of a good game of drunkin "cock dip in the icebox" or a stopwatch malfunction.

Ex. 1 - Dude, I gotta bad case of cockbite from sticking my dick in the icebox last night.

Ex. 2 - Jack Frost was really nippin at my cock last night, what a fag!

Ex. 3 - Sadly Grandpa can no longer use his cock because of that tragic snowstorm in '78, we got about 2’ 3” of snow, that we did.

Cockbite by Pledge 15 September 21, 2008