cock-alley

the female genitals. (American Slang)

I slammed her cock-alley hard last night!

cock-alley by skatefool October 29, 2005

Cockalepscy 

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

Cockalepscy by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Cockaleptic Seizure 

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.

My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

Cockaleptic Seizure by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Coalley 

A great opportunity to annoy someone with the last name coalley.

Holy Moley its first name of that person Coalley! (Say this till the person becomes annoyed)

Coalley by Joe Mama 6969 October 8, 2020

cockwallet 

Noun - partly refering to definition 4 of cock , even after being proved completely wrong the person is able to pull out more cockiness

Background - Steve Tauber was orginally called a cockwallet. His ability to be shot down almost everyday, but rise to the occasion minutes later to be a cock earned him the title.

An example does cockwallet no justice. A person will just know the right time to call some one a cockwallet.

cockwallet by Guys from the 3rd floor lounge March 14, 2005

Cockwallet 

A wallet of cocks.

"You're a fucking cockwallet."

Cockwallet by xX_Eat_That_Pussy_445_Xx July 12, 2017

Cockley 

1. One that has a lot of balls; A person who shows his/her goods with no shame. This type of person can either come off as annoying or hilarious to some.

2. Posting random or extremely disturbing comments, kind of like a troll but for amusement on both parts.

Person A: "Ok guys lets talk about Glee now."
Person B: "GLEE IS FUCKING GAY, SHUT YOUR COCKLEY WHORISH MOUTH!"

Person A: "Well, if I HAD actually made a porno, I wouldn't consider myself to be a human anymore."
Person B: "That was a real cockley thing to say."

Cockley by testriffic July 17, 2010