box cock

Male genitalia that is as long as it is wide and can be small or large.

Dude: Baby, I hope you're not a virgin 'cos this bad boy's gonna hurt.

Girl: Oh it's wide... do you have a box cock then?

by Ad_88 May 22, 2008

Cock in the box

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box

I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.

by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015

Cock in the box

When someone at Jack in The Box gives you head.

David- hey Jeff did you hear Charlie got a Cock in The Box from Mellisa after her shift.

Jeff- Oh snap!

by a_keyboard February 23, 2010

Cock Boxer

Person who masturbates two cocks at the one time whilst in the kneeling position. The actions of the hands approximates that of a sparring boxer. Terminology used to describe a person considered to be a dick-head or ass hole.

I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.

by Super Stu October 22, 2008

cock boxed

When a girl at the club gets seperated from her group and is then surrounded by guys on all sides dancing who do not allow her to catch up.

Caitlin tried to leave the dance floor with her friends but a bunch of Canadian guys cock boxed her on the dance floor.

by Foxy Sparkles June 24, 2017

Cock Boxing

1. Cockslap
2. To take a penis (removed from a male's body) and slap an ugly person across the face with it.
3. Another form of 'normal' boxing, but involving female opponents and amputated penises.

"She was really annoying me, so I cock boxed her down to the ground!"

"That person looks like George Bush - they deserve a cock boxing".

"What'd you do last night?" "Cock boxed." "Did you win?" "No, some other bitch had a bigger cock than me."

by Skiface February 3, 2008

Cockbox

A board, usually footed by side boards, thus creating a low table, under which a man slides his naked body. Centered in the top board will be some variant of a hole through which he will insert his erect penis and his testicles. This creates a "dancefloor" for a woman who will stand on, crush and otherwise torture the exposed and vulnerable organs, often while wearing stiletto heels.

What a night! I was in the cockbox for over two hours and Mistress showed me no mercy. I can't even pee today. It was great!

by Chris Zizzo July 27, 2010