Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.

That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me

by Whyme92 June 24, 2020

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

Cock weasel

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"

Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....

by Tomcalct November 19, 2020

cock-weasel

A person who is cunning and sneaky, and just an all around douche bag.

The new spokesperson for the company is a real cock-weasel.

by oh, that guy January 21, 2009

cock wessel

A person that is a piece of shit.

My father is a cock wessel

by JJJHUNG October 7, 2021

clockweasel

In chess and other timed games, to 'clockweasel' is to hang on with an otherwise lame game in hope that the opponent's clock will expire and give you an ignoble victory. Common techniques of clockweaseling in chess include deliberately sacrificing pieces to cause the opponent to consume precious time in the sheer biomechanics of picking up your pieces.

Varoudi clockweaseled Kjerdorf out of a brilliant game at Weatherstone's. Varoudi started sacking with ten seconds left on Kjerdorf's clock and Kjerdorf fell for it.

by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

cockweasel

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.

"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"

by adolf hitler December 11, 2003