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cock-throbbing beat

A dance-oriented musical rhythm that sounds like a hybrid of electronica and vintage porn groove. Examples include "Disco Science" by Mirwais, "Around the World" by Daft Punk, and anything by Moby.
"I dunno what was going on when that bare-chested guy with the pink v-neck sweater put on that strangely agreeable porno music, but I felt hot, bothered, and the need to dance."

- "Those were no normal rhythms, friend. Those were cock-throbbing beats."
by Ed Braun August 6, 2009
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cock-throat

Symtomatic malady of one who felates far too often.
Man, that skank is one cock-throated whore.
by Nos Ferraatu June 18, 2004
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cock throat

This occurs when the throat clenches while singing, and the sound that comes out is garbled and muffled, as if the person were screaming while deep throating.
"Even James gets cock throat sometimes."
"No way man, James is too skilled to get cock throat."
by Mooglies January 27, 2009
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throbbing cock

when ur cock is so horned up it's leaking precum and jumping up and down, you've got a throbbing cock
Damn I got a throbbing cock right now. I need to jerk off!
by ekimo February 14, 2009
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The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity
Often used to make people laugh
I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock
by Your’e Mom April 25, 2017
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Huge Throbbing Cock

A Huge Throbbing Cock is a cock that is especially, and huge, and most likely throbbing with desire. Best if sweating.

It is U.S Federal law that this term be typed with capital letters at the beginning of each word...or else.
I have a Huge Throbbing Cock that effectively satisfies your mom.
by Xhanatos Totentanz July 12, 2007
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Throbbing cock

a cock which is throbbing for some luvin from either a pussy or anus
"maan my cocks throbben for some anus"
"egad schoolboy jimmy! your cock is throbbing!"
by Hakko December 13, 2003
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