cock slap

To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion.

After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).

by Johnnay June 02, 2003

cock slap

to strike someone in the face with your trouser snake.

i cock slapped that dumb bitch cause she didnt make me a sandwich

by SHOCKER March 20, 2005

cock slap

verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body

Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!

by Dick Chase September 26, 2009

cock slap

in many porn vidoes, when a male beats the chick with his penis

uhhh yeah oh yeah! eat that bitch!
*nik likes it on the face*
*slap slap*

by Ice&Mer May 13, 2003

cock slap

The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........

Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.

by pippy longfstockings September 07, 2006

cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 February 04, 2016

Cock Slapped

When a girl is incredibly infatuated with a guy and will do anything for him despite him not being interested. This phenomenon is quite similar to being pussy whipped or being a simp.

Tom: "Hey Ashley, can I borrow $12,000?"
Ashley: "Sure Tom, anything for you."
Dave: "Dang bro, she Cock Slapped for real!!!"

by MRTY-2002 October 05, 2020