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Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.
After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.
by Rankojin July 15, 2004
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cockshite

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.
"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."
by AndrooUK January 11, 2009
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Cockshitter

N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.

Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.
Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.
by Langevinrox March 27, 2011
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cockshaft

This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.
Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
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cockshitballsfuck

when you just have nothing better to say when your really pissed off and stoned, it will make you laugh :)
Jesse: maann all the weeds gone duuude...
Andrew: Cockshitballsfuck are you kidding me?????!
Jesse: nah man im not cockshitballsfucking you im serious duuuude we need to re-up.
by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010
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COCKSHIRTING

When a boy, teen, or man walks around only wearing a shirt, otherwise totally naked, cock swinging free. Usually occurs when on the hunt for clean undies and/or pants.
She: I'm so fucking mad, my brother was cockshirting when Brad came over!
by 5Septembermorning May 20, 2018
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cockshit

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.
Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!
by I am not a moose October 15, 2007
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