Cocknose

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.

"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"

by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004

cocknose

Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point

scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha

by leewee January 25, 2005

cocknose

Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do.

You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.

by cocknose October 24, 2002

cocknose

name for someone you work beside that you dont like,and who has a bigger nose than his cock

have you seen cocknose today

by ayechillin May 15, 2006

cocknose

Coknose originated in the early 90's at a butcher shop since we used as an insult to customers, workers and delivery drivers it has been spreading rapidly, cocknose is therefore one of the worlds best and most meaningful insult or word to express your dislike or anger towards someone

.lucas you cocknose you broke the mincer and your cocknose brother cant wash dishes for shit
.why should i pay you? you have been a cocknose all week
.the customer i just served is a cocknose
. mr brouton is a cocknose

by matt rossow May 31, 2006

Cocknose

One whose nose is as big as an erect penis!

Lauren is a cocknose!

by daiseyface January 12, 2007

cocknose

your boss

What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose

by camel toe February 21, 2003