pubnico cockswallow

when you suck so bad at golf you have to offer your girl to felate the the winning team

we better pick our game up or we will have to offer the pubnico cockswallow.

by Shatfinger July 4, 2008

Codswallop

Bullshit

Guy : Hey, I'm pregnant
Friend : That's just a codswallop, you're not even pregnant.

by human8892 February 3, 2018

Codswallop

Often said by Hagrid in Harry Potter movies and book. The actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a pissed off fish after it is caught.

John: I love watching America's Funniest Home Videos, especially when someone gets Codswalloped by the pissed off fish they caught

by Suikodenfan88 August 2, 2010

Cockswallow

Often refered by Daytona Beach spring breaker dudes, as the Florida state bird.Used as a pick up line to break the ice with ditzy,airheaded extremely drunk blonde bitches,to subliminally influence them to swallow your cock.Dude says,"Yo baby,do you know what the Florida state bird is(I bet you do!)?Dumb drunk bitch says,"No,what?"Dude says"The Cockswallow!"Drunk hot bitch says,"Oh yeah,I can do that for you right now!Dude says"Hell yeah baby start suckin' and don't forget to swallow!"

Pick up line to get your cock swallowed by dumb blonde drunk bitches or cockswallows!Works every time!

by STONEDPIMPDADDY June 22, 2009

Codswallow

(noun) Bird-fish; a fish that has the ability to fly.

I caught a codswallow last night.

by Madusa October 29, 2008

hobswallow

An act of deliberate deception.

Man #1: "I hate the fact that we give so much tax money to Israel."

Man #2: "You should be ashamed for hating Israel you anti-semite!"

Man #1: "Nice hobswallow. I never said I hated Israel."

by Big Pimpy August 26, 2006

Codswallow

n. Semen

I left a load of codswallow on her pillow.

by Whoden December 3, 2021