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desperate asses who try to fill their quota by hiding and if they see you do anything, they act like an ass
two kids fight in front of their friends, cops get there, one friend smiles, a cop needs to fill his quotia, says to kid "you being funny?" kid"no!" cop "you trying to be funny?" kid "no, seriously!" cop "shut the fuck up, funny poeple go in the car!" kid charged with lying to officer
cops by chriso6 October 16, 2009
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The people we hate when we are breaking the law, but the people we love when the wrong people go crazy.
I hate cops when I get pulled over, but love cops when im at the mall and some crazy guy is killing people with an AK-47
cops by Optical_Epilepsy May 13, 2011
Enforcers of the law, or just lifeless pig losers who when are bored arrest skateboarders or harrass people...coppers really have no power its all about the judge..fuck the police they need to do ther jobs and stop talkin to snitches..investigate on ther own..the pigs,popo,jakes,5-0,heat,the man, fuck em all...screw them
Cop: Hey Doug, who did you see leaving the store?
Doug: I dont know, your the cops..investigate..do your job or pay me
Cops by Sheist June 13, 2007
Middle class white people who voted for bush and own a bunch of guns and use intimidation and threats to get you to cooperate
cops by J-man49 October 16, 2008
You would think there is no such thing as a trustworthy cop if you listened too closely to what the media tells you. There are plenty of trustworthy people who become cops, they're not superhuman, but they're also not all the bad people you hear about via the media. People have enough sense to know who they can trust, whether it's someone with a badge or whether it's someone who never had one.
Cops are just people, no more, no less.
Cops by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
fuck em.
Known as police officers,
but really elaborate assholes in a uniform.

also known as Po Po's, the fuzz, the heat,
RUN BITCHES RUN, ITS THE COPS!
Cops by GUndaSmit February 11, 2009
stupid whores that have nothing better to do then harrasing kids for skateboarding and giving them a fine for being out passed curfew
thanks to them damn cops i have a fucking $186 fine to pay all cops should burn in hell
cops by marshal mathers August 19, 2006