clusterunfucker

A person with particular skills for resolving a clusterfuck

When the spinnaker got wrapped around the end of the pole, James showed his skills as a Clusterunfucker

by Limbic Candy May 29, 2018

clusterflop

Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity

My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.

by Macsloan December 21, 2013

clusterfucktastrophe

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.

Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.

by twisterstory February 28, 2011

Clusterfuck

1) a bad situation that involves many different smaller situations to create one massive insanely intense ordeal.

2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to comprehend.

1) Holy shit! i can't believe my girlfriend was fucking your boyfriend, and they both got into a car accident, and your brother just got arrested, and Jimmy is trying to commit suicide! This whole day was just one big clusterfuck!

2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the hell is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the jungle?

by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010

Clusterfuckville

An understaffed workplace where the few employees are responsible for so many different tasks that job titles do not exist. In Clusterfuckville, everything goes wrong as often as possible and yet the company still manages to get everything done and look good to the clients. Because of this, the owners do not feel the need to hire additional help.

I've got 40 different projects going on, calls coming in every 3 seconds, my inbox is filled with "urgent" messages and you want me to get you coffee??? Welcome to Clusterfuckville!

by Dannoso Malvagità January 27, 2010

Clusterfuckchella

Coachella 2010

Did you go to Coachella this year?

No, I went to Clusterfuckchella.

by shmemenaynaynay May 11, 2010

chivalry clusterfuck

When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.

A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?

B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!

by Lil' Rae February 27, 2014