Clumple

(Noun) a mixture of "clump" and "crumple." Refers to the misuse of the "English language" in which there is no regard for spelling, tense, word order, sentence structure, thought cohesion, punctuation, or pronunciation.

"Her Facebook status said:
"Wen someone says there ur friend and help u out no mater wat there a lie there just like every person dat f u over i wont say no names that wen u cut there sry ass off i hate as people."
I don't even know what she is talking about. It's like she's speaking in clumple."

by Andashley Goyberton December 9, 2009

CLUMPLE

SOME DODGY WORD MG CAME UP WITH

'IT'S A CLUMPLE OF STUFF INNIT'

by JakePalmer-Reid July 15, 2019

clumplet

A small clump of substance

Mark: Look at this clumplet of dried sand

Dave: Wow how could I eat it?

by Ah_the_element_of_surprise November 1, 2021

clupled

Something so amazing that we have to clap

You are clupled

by larold stepherson the 3rd December 30, 2021

Purple Clirple

When you eventually find the probably non existent clit and pinch it roughly between two fingers and twist with great force.

Yo, that bitch bit my nipple super hard so I gave her a Purple Clirple she'll never forget.

by Promouser December 19, 2025