clunker

Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.
"I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?"
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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A half full beer left over from the party the night before.
I came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers.
by Wizmasta January 03, 2009
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Clunkers are Boots or shoes that are too large for the persons foot and they essentially clunk when a step is taken. If your toes are and inch away from the toe of the shoe/boot then you are basically wearing Clunkers.
'She tripped over her clunkers because they were too big'
1 'why'd you get shoes too big for your feet?'
2 'There clunkers, i needed big shoes i can walk through mud with. And the Clunkers i don't care about getting dirty.'
1 'That's stupid'
2 'Thank you'
by Nymbal Seu January 03, 2010
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a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.
When I went to take out my recycling, I saw a clunker outside waiting for me. AHHHHH!
by scaredinburlington August 25, 2009
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a girl who you wouldn't date, strictly reserved for fucking
by clunkermagnet October 14, 2010
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A dirty chunk of snow and ice that builds up inside a car fender in the winter (and eventually falls off). Also known as a car booger or a slurd.
I wish they'd fix that road; it gets so many potholes after a thaw that it knocks all the clunkers off everyone's cars.
by Aaron of Minneapolis January 23, 2008
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When someone is playing beer pong and they hit a shot with nothing but beer(likw a swish in basketball)the sound it makes it clunk, related to saying wet in basketball
did you see me drain that shot CLUNKERS bitches
by adventure of CHICKEN & WAFFLEZ November 16, 2008
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