clagnut

A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.

It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.

by Snoutman January 9, 2004

clagnuts

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

clegnuts

when pubic hairs get mattered up with poo they look like poonuts.

tara hadnt wiped her bum properly, so she had recieved clegnuts.

by tara whitchar. August 6, 2008

Clagnuts

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse

by sNoWy1998 July 23, 2008

clegnut

excreted feses stuck to anus pubes.
or
poo stuck to ass hairs.

basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.

Alex has lots of clegnut.

by StevenOfDonny May 4, 2008

Clegnut

unwiped excrement hanging from anal pubic hair

see above

by Pinky August 14, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003