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cornfest

festival of corn like one often held in North Ridgeville, Ohio.

Highlight of any North Ridgevillian's summer.
Y'all going to cornfest?
by Zippitydoodah June 18, 2008
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Clownies

Also known as Ratkids.
Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.

How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.

They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.

They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names

ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)

SamiSabotage

DropDeadDez

KimmyCakes

JoshMosh

AlexAnonymous.

The list goes on
Normal person has just bought a nice fitted jacket but then encounters some clownies

CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible

Normal person:
no i got it from camden market

Next day:
Clownie2:
whered you get that jacket from?

CLOWNIE:
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.
by Olihime May 5, 2009
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Cloakfest

Noun. The gathering of people for Medieval re-enactment eg: SCA or any sort of Live Action Role Playing. Typically derogative, but humorous.

Abrev; "Cloak Festival"
"My quiver matches my cape for Cloakfest this weekend."
"I quaffed so much mead at Cloakfest that my bodice is festy."
by Andrew and Mary February 3, 2004
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clownstomp

To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp but is slightly more humorous.

Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.
Ashlee Simpson got clownstomped by her band on SNL.
by samnite July 25, 2008
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clownstep

A sub genre of Drum and Bass, charecterised by big "wobbly" basslines with a simple structure, usually consisting of a 3 note progression. The swing beat is used excessively in this simplistic form of dnb. These travesties of electronic music are popular with pill munching plebs who delight in nothing better than flailing their arms about and jumping up and down like a muppet plugged into the mains socket. This phenomena seems to generate a lot of money for the producers of such a formulaic style due to the "common raver" being the lowest common denominator the dj has to cater for.
See: Dillinja, post 2000. And Twisted Individual.
by Solja June 5, 2005
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CLOWNSTER

To be different and to be unique from people eye. To take opportunity you get in life. Not caring want people think about you no matter what. When some says to turn left... Go right.

THAT A CLOWNSTER
THAT IS A CLOWNSTER (OR) BE A CLOWNSTER
by Follow me on ig @A.gotjokes September 8, 2017
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clownstep

Clownstep is the negative but amusing name given to the jump-up genre of drum and bass. Use of the word when describing a track would indicate that it contains warbly basslines and outrageous swingbeats. Clownstep tracks usually song alot like the music you would here at a circus or after a few hours of giving you 3 year old nephew his first my tomy music sequencer.

The word originates from the mainly drum and bass music forum, dogsonacid.com, when DYLAN who is a figure head in the music scene did a thread claiming when he heard certain jump-up tracks, the crowd would remind him of clowns dancing in time to the swingbeats.

Clownstep has been such a phenomenon that it has seen recognition the world over, including having an entry in wikipedia.org. Producers such as Noisia, Evol Intent, Technical Itch, Teebee, Photek and many many more produce clownstep and there seems to be more and more up and coming wobbly producers making a name on the scene fairly frequently.
Raver 1: Did you hear that warbly bassline in that new Noisia track?!

Raver 2: Yea man, that was some proper clownstep, i cant wait for their set to be over so we can listen to Nightwalker, now that is proper music!
by Grooverider January 29, 2006
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