clustomer

a group/cluster of women on a shopping trip.

Shop owner says to her sales assistant:

'Standby, here comes another clustomer'

by Gillian McFarlane June 19, 2007

clustomer

A difficult customer; one whose actions or reactions to price, organization or just reality in general makes planning and execution infuriatingly difficult. That is, a cluster-fuck generating client. Also most interior decorators.

We could have done this six-week remodel in two weeks if we'd had a regular guy instead of this friggin' clustomer.

Massive cleanup on Aisle 6 -- clustomer at work!

by masta grammastafarian February 28, 2013

Clustomer

A misguided customer by their actions or by any part of an action that they are responsible for, that has caused an enormous, near indescribable mess of mass proportions, which, as of now, best describes them.

Oh man! I was dealing with this Clustomer today that must have had their head on backward.

I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong

by >turn-about-intruder< August 11, 2021

closeteer

A faggot who won't come out of the closet with their homosexuality.

The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.

by RoootBeeer April 6, 2010

Closeterphobia

An acute fear of Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being stalked by Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being in a situation which you are near Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close;a phobia usually developed after watching Fatal Attraction one too many times (once is usually enough).

My friend Elise can't watch the show Damages because she has severe Closeterphobia.

by brimism December 22, 2008

Clostmer

The state of nostalgia toward missed oprotunities, especially to gain fame or fortune.

Having children can ruin a rock n' roll career, pushing young adults into a permanent state of clostmer and long-term resentment of their children.

Jamie Lynn Spears is clostmer about her young pregnancy.

by JamieSpears July 8, 2011

Clustomer

When you have a client or customer who is a absolute clusterfuck to deal with, hence clustomer.

Man these guys are so hard to deal with , a total clustomer!

by MrGib September 16, 2017