closeteer

A faggot who won't come out of the closet with their homosexuality.

The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.

by RoootBeeer April 6, 2010

closetmonkey

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)
*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)
*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

by zippo man November 6, 2004

closetlove

a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.

*making out*......*front door opens*

female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"

male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*

10-mins later....

*shirt gets thrown in*

5 mins later.....

female-"go, go now!"

male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"

by silentpandaquickbunny January 3, 2009

closeified

to connect; get close

Weston, Sam, and Aimee closeified the night they thought they were going to die.

by WeSaCam October 2, 2010

closetive

Means a real quite ass bitch

That bitch is really closetive.

by Trox2142 June 27, 2014

Closetmobile

Closetmobile a Male who prefers hiding his feelings for men by always wanting to express his love for cars, until he can express his love to other males

Hey! That’s Gary. He must bat for both teams because he loves cars more than women. Definitely a closetmobile

by Souldestroyerbill September 6, 2018

closetier

someone who is still in the closet but acts straight as to not be seen as bi or gay because they are too scared to come out in fear of being rejected.

ella: i really just want a bf!!
aiden: ur such a closetier.
ella: i am not!
aiden: yes, u are.

by enby bitch July 13, 2020