Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.

After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.

by Rankojin July 15, 2004

cockshite

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.

"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."

by AndrooUK January 11, 2009

Cockshitter

N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.

Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.

Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.

by Langevinrox March 27, 2011

Cockshut Hill School

Cockshut is in yardley and all the girls here are dead tingssss but they think there all it. All the boys there are top shottas and nitbags. you will normally see the year11s chonging and hotboxing the toilets during break and lunch.

come cockshut hill school to get ur cock sucked by attwell. burrows symmmm

by ROBORGETROBBED February 19, 2023

Cockshot

A baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, cock-high. Usually a fast ball belt (cock) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.

Baseball coach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT COCKSHOT JOHNSON!?

by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

cockswatter

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

Cockshut

1. English dialect meaning evening twilight.

2. English slang meaning when your slut cuts off the poon access and you ain’t getting any pussy for one reason or another.

1. What a beautiful cockshut it is tonight.

2. The bish done gone cockshut on me after she caught me looking at snap nudes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019