cocketbook

A small fabric bag, usually consisting of handles, similar in style and function to a pocketbook, but carried by a man.

Look at that metro-sexual guy. I can't believe he's got a cocketbook.

by Shaymer August 23, 2007

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cocket launcher

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

I bet he's a good cocket launcher

by Isoeicirheowixiebeifnr July 8, 2017

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When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.

Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.

by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

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Cocketship

When you fuck a girl less than 3 hours after meeting her.

Wow, that amanda girl hopped right on my cocketship.

by PitBoyz June 12, 2010

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clocktail

A type of hairstyle where the hair is gathered into two "tails" of different lengths on either side of the head, making it look like the hands of a clock.

The girl over there has some cute clocktails.

by kheldorn October 21, 2016

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