Child: *Snapping
the buckle together
continuously making "Clitch sound"
Mother "Whats that bloody noise"
Child "It's ma Clitch"
Mother "Your what?"
Child "Look my Clitch" *Shows bungee strap buckle to mother and snaps it together
Mother: *Smiles* "
You are a nutter"
Child *Clitch , Clitch , Clitch"