clingie

to cling

to hold on to
usally a really annoying person who like wont go away no matter how u hint them

"i kept trying to ditch her, she's so clingie, like she's always there, and wont go away"

by andi lanimret October 5, 2006

Teeth clangin virgin

one who has clanger teeth and has no luck with women.

"Hello Babez" said M.W

"P*ss off M.W u teeth clangin Virgin" said girl

by Jewel$ March 18, 2008

clingon

A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.

"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

"oh ya the clingon, lol"

by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007

clinging

a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.

" steven, you know that sexual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "

by suckmyfingers69 January 31, 2009

Carolina Clingon

The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"

Last night, Susan and I did the Carolina Clingon and I wa blew my load in no time.

I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.

by Cockshiner Jerry March 4, 2008

clingon

when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly

i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon

by whinney the poo August 8, 2003

clinging poo

It's simply this. It is shit that does not come off your butt hole. You know how sometimes there is that little piece of shit that just wont come off well now there is a name for it. You have to just wiggle your ass a little to get it off or simply grap a piece of toilet paper and grab the poo and put it in the toilet (2 squares for best results.) If it does not come off then call a doctor ASAP.

Little tiny piece of shit like lets say the size of a golf ball that doesnt come off.

by Ryan Moynihan May 20, 2005