stage five clinger

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.

We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.

by Dan Everett April 26, 2006

clinger fart

When one omits an obnoxious odor from the anus which clings to the clothing of the nearest person.

Stephen ' s clinger fart left Christian's shirt smelling like rotten ass hole for thirty minutes.

by bite the pillow I am going in March 27, 2015

Cooch Clingers

By far the best fashion apparel to gain recent popularity. Cooch Clingers are really baggy pants that girls wear. Chicks like them because they're comfortable and have a sassy retro look to them with their rectangular shape. Guys like them because although the pants are very baggy they cling to wearer in two key locations. Most Cooch Clingers are brown, but sometimes you will see other colors esp. pink ones with the word "PINK" spelled out across the ass.
Girls who wear cooch clingers are often seen wearing tank tops, pearl necklaces and big hepburn-esque sunglasses as well.

Did you see Maggie in those cooch clingers today? The fabric was weged between the soft cheeks of her shapely ass and those baggy pants still managed to give her some MAJOR camel toe!

by Pizzaface September 23, 2005

clingey

Clingey means the person is annoying and always wants to be with you and doesn't like you talking to other boys when in a relationship

Your too clingey for me

by Girlsperspective101 April 20, 2017

Pittsburgh Clinger

A girl who grew up in Pittsburgh and goes/went to a smaller college in Ohio, that latches down on the first reasonable man she meets.

Stay away from her! -She is a pittsburgh clinger

by its ok im right April 28, 2010

Clinge Minge

The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.

Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”

by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018

clinger

1)A person that wont stop following you or a group that you are in.
2)A terd that doesnt want to fall out of your ass

Matt kept following everywhere I went, that god dam clinger.

I was on the bowl for a fuckin eternity last night. I had a clinger that juss didnt want to fuckin drop

by Rega October 14, 2006