Ass Clincher

A excedingly tough situation.

Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher

by the_toad April 21, 2006

Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.

I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!

by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018

sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Cunt Clincher

A fat bitch who has a large vagina, who could crush you with a mere flex of her pelvic muscles.

Jimmy: Holy shit! Shes fat as fuck!
John: I bet that bitch is a cunt clincher!

by Auhxy April 4, 2017

cheek clincher

When something is so suspenseful, tense, or exciting that you clench both butt cheeks together the whole time. ie sports game, movie, tv show

Did you see that Bills/Chiefs playoff game last night? What a cheek clincher!

I watched Avenger Endgame today, it was a real cheek clincher!

by JoeG86 May 4, 2022

Diamondback Clincher

Cumming inside of your sex partner during a good ole ass fucking while they're squeezing their ass-cheeks together.

Yo! Guess what? I heard that Luke Skywalker pulled of a Diamondback Clincher with Darth Vader last night. I stole the tape, want to watch it?

by GreusomeDefinitionor February 11, 2017

the clincher

One in the pink, and four in the stink. It is when you bend a lady over and shove your thumb in her pussy and your other four fingers up her ass.

As soon as that slut bent over i gave her the clincher.

by horse dick April 16, 2005