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To stop someone very clinchingly
Oh I’ve just absolutely clinched you !

Haha get clinched

Ooh… CLINCHED
Clinch by Dilligulper09 January 12, 2025

clinch it 

If you're in the middle of a sesh/sharing a smoke and you feel it is your turn for a hit. You simply say clinch it. And the smoker will take one last hoot and pass.
Dude you've been hogging that gagger all night. Clinch it.

Clinch that bitch. Park man I'm sobering up.

Clinch it you know the rules, puff puff pass.
clinch it by blackoutbetty February 27, 2009

clinch pooper

Someone who is a complete slob. Similar to whooper snapper.
"You better clean your room, you little clinch pooper!"
clinch pooper by tashatoxic1 May 30, 2011

clinch / un-clinch 

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.
When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!

clinch touch 

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
clinch touch by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.