Clydesdale

A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!

Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!

by SlopNChop January 6, 2017

Clydesdale

A tall thick girl/woman who is not necessarily fat, but big boned, voluptuous and still attractive.

Anna Nicole Smith was a Clydesdale-before she got fat.

by werdood December 9, 2008

Clydesdales on cobblestone

The sound made when a guys balls are slapping off a chicks ass during sex, or the noise made when dudes nuts are slapping together when they are double stuffing a chick.
(CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!)

The sounds of Clydesdales on cobblestone echoed as my buddy and I double stuffed that chick.

by Todd Finger September 21, 2011

Clydesdales Collar

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days

I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar

by Paul January 12, 2004

Riding the cotton clydesdale

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

by tradesman April 3, 2003

mini clydesdale

A miniature size of a Clydesdale horse. Can easily be transported by a truck, belonging to a Lucky Jeans Brand model. One of which is nothing but a tomboy who loves her jeans! The owner most likely does not ride this mini Clydesdale, because they do not posses the skill to train the horse, but uses it only as a toy in hopes of getting more friends.

Robbie: "Daaaang I wanna be HER friend! She has a mini Clydesdale!"

by pandahat January 19, 2009

Clydesdale

Ladies who are possessed to wear incredibly high-heeled shoes without contemplating the amount of walking involved to get to their late night destination. Their lack of grace and the sound they make stomping about resembles that of a Clydesdale horse. It is a common occurrence on a weekend evening in any city with a night club scene.

These chicks in White Plains are clomping around like a bunch of Clydesdales... and they need to put on some clothes too. Damn hussies

by Whatshername. November 24, 2010