Clicktagory

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

I hit "enter" and now I'm just watching it spin. I'm sitting in clicktagory until my computer god decides where to send me
purgatory heaven hell

by Smartycat August 7, 2011

clicktrance

A degenerate state of computer usage where you stop caring about accomplishing anything or bettering yourself in any way. The only thing that remains is to click on random hyperlinks in your browser, look at the similarly random pages they link to, then click on something else and forget everything you just saw. Can also refer to similarly meaningless clicking in games like minesweeper.

Used a couple of times on boingboing.net, which as we all know, must make it a legitimate term.

"I couldn't do my homework because I was stuck in a clicktrance."
"Are you saying you're a druggie?!"

by Logical Dash aka BlackMonkeyMage March 1, 2005

Clickem

1) Embalming fluid
2) PCP
3) A joint dipped in embalming fluid or possibly PCP

druggie #1: yo lets spark up some clickem!
druggie #2: hell no!... you know I don't like it wet.

by leigh November 22, 2006

cricketamine

A party trick for the most degenerate motherfuckers. Lay some of your special K on a dead crickets belly, snort that shit, then eat the cricket 👌🏼

Hey bro, you down for some Cricketamine?

Shit man, haven’t had one in a while. I’m down

by Chippendales June 3, 2023

clocktease

The person you ask what time it is and they purposely tell you the wrong time just to mess with you.

It's 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50

by jesterhartnew June 11, 2014

clocktease

Somebody who has the ability to manipulate time

Did you watch Back To The Future?
Yeah! Marty is such a clocktease.

by Arnehehe February 18, 2008

reverse clicktease

like clicktease it is deceptive. unlike clicktease, it leads you to believe you are NOT going to see porn. usually, reverse clicktease leads to gay porn.

reverse clicktease is an easy way to get banned from forums, mmorpgs, and the like.

by 005david August 25, 2007