cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009

crackmonkey

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.

crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!

by That One Girl January 22, 2003

crackmonkey

any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.

Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

click monkey

A person or persons who organize flame or spam wars upon a website that has somehow offended their point of view.

A Click Monkey's ultimate objective is to shut down a site's server(s) by inundating it by quick and repeated log-ons (thereby clicking "enter" and "exit" in such a mindless fashion that "...a monkey could do it."

Man, those "Lost" fans didn't like what that blog said about Evengeline, so they kept flaming it with hits. They totally organized the click monkeys, and shut 'em down!

by lajonc October 10, 2006

cockmonkey

A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.

Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).

by Pope M August 26, 2007

cockmonkey

cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.

Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!

by satchman51 December 17, 2017

Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018