Clam Grenade

The act of muckin bin so violently that you purposefully force air into the vagina in order to intentionally detonate a queef later on during the performance.

Adam, in an act of true passion, had his glasses blown clean off his head while clam grenading Kelly last night

I clam grenaded Gina so hard last night that she blew the covid out my lungs

Timmy couldn’t wait to clam grenade Alison during his first oral experience. He was amazed that her box went off like it had a hair pin trigger

by MuckleberryBin January 9, 2022

clambush

1. to discover, unexpectedly a hairy vagina (while performing oral sex)

2. to be ambushed by excessive pubic hair, when removing a female's panties

I got clambushed going down on the chick I picked up at the bar last night.

by PMS_ September 29, 2008

clam pearl

A dot-shaped nub enveloped in the pearl canopy for protection against abrasion or overstimulation. Located aloft the flesh lettuce and at the crest of the clam, the clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve her squirt (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female achieves a 'chubby'...or a "Fubby"... the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva. aka a giant squirt, resulting in the inevitable snail trail douching.

She had a clam pearl the size of a grape!

by Anthony LeVaj December 17, 2008

Clamfathered

The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.

Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."

by cleverunusedname May 2, 2014

clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).

Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.

by Vermont Fag January 31, 2017

voodoo clam

Pussy that actually turns men into crazy desperate monsters. A man who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo clam and become a hopeless romantic mess. Double texts, triple texts, and even more than quadruple texts can be found in voodoo clam girl’s phone from thirsty men. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.

All my girl’s exes never stop blowing up her phone. She’s got that voodoo clam.

by CallHerDaddyFan December 14, 2018

Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.

"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.

by *samIam* February 28, 2013