Usually Clement is a French person who occasionally partakes in wine tasting.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.
Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.
Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.
by bagelmorgue April 16, 2019
Not so much exaggerating the truth but to bare face lie about random things such as owning many properties, secretly being a millionaire, used to be a professional football player, being popular with the opposite sex.
Normally ‘Clementing’ is done by someone who should know better like a parent showing off to a child, a teacher in front of a class or a work colleague trying to big themselves up
Otherwise know as being a ‘Walter Mitty’. Someone who lives in a constant fantasy state.
Normally ‘Clementing’ is done by someone who should know better like a parent showing off to a child, a teacher in front of a class or a work colleague trying to big themselves up
Otherwise know as being a ‘Walter Mitty’. Someone who lives in a constant fantasy state.
John - "Neil's Clementing again'
Paul - 'what's he done?'
John ' Told everyone he just sold 2 flats yesterday for a profit of $50k each as well as having an orgy with the neighbours wife and daughter'!
Paul ' Gee's, the guy's in his 40's, why does he BS so much!
Paul - 'what's he done?'
John ' Told everyone he just sold 2 flats yesterday for a profit of $50k each as well as having an orgy with the neighbours wife and daughter'!
Paul ' Gee's, the guy's in his 40's, why does he BS so much!
by jolly roger 009 July 11, 2013
Person A: Bob just borrowed $2000 from Joe and ran off to Hong Kong!
Person B: What a fucking dick. Bob's clementing Joe there.
Person B: What a fucking dick. Bob's clementing Joe there.
by Clementdefinition1 November 3, 2013
Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.
by clementing101 November 3, 2013
the most amazing man you will ever meet. a clemente will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.
clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.
if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.
clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.
if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.
by saraht76 December 7, 2017
clementation on your engagement!!
by clementationer May 2, 2011
A Clement will always flex his crocs on filthy peasants and always cleans them off. Messing with a Clement's crocs might result in serious injury
by King_of_succ June 19, 2018