Clemens
Clemens by Kleinerknecht May 20, 2020
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Clemens is clean and sexy. He is a definition for god. He is good in sports and all people love him.
Clemens=👑👑
Clemens by penismannsex November 21, 2021
Clemens
Another word used instead of Clemens is sexy beast. He can even shape shift into a dying crow while skiing. He will also fuck your mom and she’ll give his 10 inch dick head. I’m the future they will create multiple statues too honor his legacy
Look at that flying Clemens.
Clemens
When u hear this name u wont think of a cool person. Hes think he is way cooler than he actually is. He got a small dick. Clemens is young in the Head and sadly full of energy thats why hes annoying. He is a nerd but not really good in school. He still likes Fortnite which is totally cringe.
He is having such Clemens moment.
Clemens by JoeMama187 November 22, 2021
clemens-mode
When someone gets extremely mad, and they take it to another level, like when Hulk Hogan would hulk up in a wreslting match. In this mode, the person is likely to throw things, yell, and do other things that normal rational people would not.
Jared went into clemens-mode on that kid who didn't bring him food after he told him he wanted some, yelling at him and looking like he was going to kill him.
Edgar went into clemens-mode after that man ran over his foot with his car.
Edgar went into clemens-mode after that man ran over his foot with his car.
clemens-mode by SpyderXTX March 1, 2009
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A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite willing to throw his family and friends under the bus to make sure his cheating ways don't hurt his hall of fame chances.
B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.
C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.
(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)
B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.
C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.
(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)
A) Roger Clemens is the epitome of what a major league baseball player should not be.
B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.
C) Way to go, McNamee.
B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.
C) Way to go, McNamee.
roger clemens by HarbingerofTruth March 31, 2008