Clegged it

When something goes really wrong

Ah man, I’ve clegged it

by SajFieldin December 11, 2022

Clegger

Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.

I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.

by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017

Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

Straight Chegged

Verb: The act of closing all text books, refusing to even read the question, and getting all of the information purely from the chegg website

Anthony: Did you do the homework
Harrison: I straight chegged it, man!

by Phys145 March 8, 2019

Cleggeron

A portmento word derived by mashing the names of the Prime Minister David Cameron and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg together to describe the Conservative / Liberal Democrat Coalition Government.

Lets hope the Cleggeron is going to nail the banks to the wall like a big politcal Transformer.

by mogulmonkey May 17, 2010

Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.

After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.

by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

clogged up

a vagina with a penis inside it.

Aah it felt bhum when I was clogged up.

You should have seen the face she was making when she was clogged up.

by skeenster April 14, 2010