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Cleaver Clogs

Much like 'clever clogs', or 'clever trousers', denotes a particular smarmy and intelligent person.
"oh Andy, you're such a cleaver clogs"
by McQualter January 20, 2009
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Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.
1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."
by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008
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Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!
Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.
by Ollie MUA August 20, 2013
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cleaver head

The intense headache you get when listening to an annoying person.
Jack gave me a case of cleaver head when he went on and on about his new computer.
by slick nick July 16, 2014
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Cleaver blacks

A South African derogatory term used for black people by black people to describe those who have higher education but become sellouts to the black community. Instead of trying to help their community they seek white validation and approval. It is deriving from the phrase whites used to use "cleaver for a black person". (Think Uncle Tom)
Cleaver blacks don't want to see change they just to keep the same oppressive system alive!
by Nkos'yam October 7, 2020
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Big Beaver Cleaver

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.
by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016
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sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
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