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Carpe Diem Cras

meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.
by Double Soul April 1, 2009
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Don Carpenter

is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.
*Don Carpenter eats microphone* "Mrs. Deaton's Class line up please!"
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holy carp

Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.
"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"
by ChubbyD February 15, 2010
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carpin' all them diems

The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).

Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.

In short: Don't think about it
"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"
by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017
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carpet munchies

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011
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Carpal

Hey who’s the best manager UwU? Carpal.
by GodOfHyperLands December 11, 2019
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John Carpenter

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.
John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.
by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005
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