jeremy clarkson'd

To pass a large number of vehicles at a high rate of speed across the yellow line with oncoming traffic bearing down.

Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.

The polar opposite of James May's driving style.

Guy: Why are you shaking?

Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.

Guy: Nice!

by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011

richard clarkson

Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.

"They gave her a richard clarkson"

"What a richard clarkson"

"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"

by funnyman23 September 23, 2009

Kelly Clarksoned

when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat

I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.

by ilovekelly75 August 30, 2009

jeremy clarkson

A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.

Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.

by random ass dude who is sexayyy January 21, 2015

smelly clarkson

a synonym for feces, but leaning more toward the strong scented end of the spectrum

"man, i left a nice smelly clarkson in there; give it a few minutes"

by mike zylstra January 9, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

Clarkston High School

This the place where you will find people on their knees in the bathroom AND students drinking vodka at seven am. The high in high school is put to emphasis here; as many of our students are potheads. Additionally, we have a bunch of athletes (mostly blonde) who would love to take you out. Hockey boys all wear the same hat, and the football boys will ask you to a dance and have sex with another girl in the locker room. Luckily, the girls all look dress and act the same, so (unless you like the ones with ears) it shouldn't be hard to find one. Clarkston High School consists of many rigorous courses, but don't worry, you can always go and chat with your airhead councilor. If you're looking for some action, walk down to the band hall. Here you'll find students on the floor making out with masks on and dry humping each other (both examples are depressed). Theres also the balcony above the PAC to find these people. This is where you'll find couples taking naps together in the floor and a diversity of stains and graphiti all over everything. However, dont fret. Clarkston is not the worst place to be. When you graduate, there's a class so large you have to head to DTE in the sun to walk across a stage. It's all worth it to get a touch of the blow up genitals that students bring every single year. As Clarkston students graduate, I think it's safe to say they're all proud of saying where they came from. Even if where they came from was another Clarkston High School student in 1983.

“The students at Clarkston High School smell like pee”
“I got pregnant at Clarkston High School!”

by sadstudent March 3, 2022