clark kent

leaving without your clothes, in a hurry
my wifes boyfriend busted a clark kent when I came home early.
by yogaknot August 11, 2008
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Clark Kenting

To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.
"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."

"What do you mean?"

"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."
by fist taco February 24, 2010
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clark kent

adj: Used to describe a nerd or nerd-like person who is muscular, really strong, or can fight really well(see diesel). Can also be used to describe business men who hit the gym way too much and like to wear shirts and ties so tight that you can see their muscle coming through. Taken from the obvious "Superman" movies, cartoons and series.
Bully #1: "Damn dude - what happened to your eye?"
Bully #2: "I tried to jack this nerd for his lunch money - i didn't realize he was such a clark kent."
by Accsion April 01, 2008
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Clark Kents

1. It refers to sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade. It is a fashion accessory that make buff or masculine men look geeky. When the (sun)glasses are taken off, the geeky looking buff men now look like superman.

2. Masculine or buff men who wear sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade that makes them look geeky. But, when they take off their (sun)glasses, they look like superman.
1. Those Clark Kents disguise his true masculinity just like Superman.
by RJBnovember February 24, 2012
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to pull a Clark Kent

Being with friends or in a meeting and suddenly disappearing without logical explanation or excuse ...
to pull a Clark Kent

A) Boy, Andrew was in such a rush this morning. Where did he go anyway?
B) You know Andrew, sneaky as always
A) He really pulled a Clark Kent on us, didn't he ?
B) Yes, Rupert he did
by Dato Macabee 1982 November 10, 2009
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clark kent job

your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.
what's your clark kent job?
by gabe tolliver November 23, 2003
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Clark Kent Syndrome

Where a person (usually a guy) is barely worth attention with his glasses on, but when he takes them off you notice how very hot and attractive he is.
(sees guy without his glasses)
Girl 1: OMFG! Where are you glasses?!
Guy: I got contacts.
Girl 1: Aha..... (distracted)
Girl 2: (whispers) Clark Kent Syndrome.
Girl 1: Yeah, totally....
by 1mad_scientist December 01, 2009
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