glamorous

What every girl on Myspace think she is, thanks to Fergie.

I'm glamourous! Glamourous! Glamorous! G-L-A-M-O-

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!

by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007

glamorous limp

A self-delusional manner of referring to the permanent limp one has been left with subsequent to an accident or birth defect.

"I respectfully invite members of the Board to contact me to g-limp (glamorous limp) the neighborhood and clear up the confusion."

by rei_saru April 25, 2008

glamorous

artificially good-looking: dressed or made up to be good-looking, especially in a high-fashion manner

glamorous models strutting down the runway

by lankies September 6, 2005

Clamjousting

is when two women who participate in the Medieval sport of jousting, utilizing their vaginas in places of the lances (jousting rods).

The bitches at the stip club decided to host a clamjousting tournament to win the grand cash prize!

by ASonic October 14, 2019

Claytorous

A future child molester.

That guy Jared is a claytorous

by Andrew Mulligan October 20, 2014

Blamorous

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help

Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.

by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022

Clitorous Rex

A T-rex with a vagina for a mouth who roars with queefs and has a small penis.

Kagan is a Clitorous Rex

by SumGuy43 June 1, 2016