claimsy

Someone who claims they have achieved something, often without a witness to verify the claim. Basically big noting themselves.

Austin was claiming he got barrelled on a wave on the boat back to the island yesterday but no one else saw him make it. He's such a claimer. Yeah good old claimsy at it again.

by shazlick stick October 31, 2013

CRAIDS

likely first described in Manhattan's venerable Bellevue Hospital, this condition is diagnosed when the unfortunate patient is both crazy, and has a CD4 count less than 200 (has AIDS).

that guy is on atripla and got 5 of haldol for urinating at the nurses...yeah, he has craids.

by happyhappyjoyjoyhappyhappyjoy October 5, 2009

Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids

I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrashed him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids

by JC1976 February 6, 2007

CAIDS

The Canadian version of AIDS

Canadian+AIDS=CAIDS

How you can tell if the person is infected with the disease:

-Resides from Canada or any place along the US border such as Washington

-Extreme passion for maple syrup

-Constantly flooding the US economy buying jeans

-Acts like a moose in strange situations

-Primary diet is Starbucks, Cookies, Toast, Granola bars, Pop tarts, Etc.

-Usually is seen at a Starbucks or driving a Volkswagen Jetta

-Has an awkward collection of Canadian flags

Joey:"What is wrong with Taylor??"

Martess:"I think she has CAIDS..."

Joey:"Thats sad..."

by Joebear and Mar Mar March 8, 2010

Claims Fodder

noun. Adjuster, Expediters, or other Claims affiliated personnel regarded as likely to be metaphysically killed or mentally wounded in claims combat.

Herman has yet again been reduced to claims fodder after being scolded by a coustomer over the phone.

by David Pottle January 1, 2008

claishen

The moment where your talking shit right before you get your ass beat.

"Damn bro did you see Him get his ass beat" "yeah he was just claishen "

by E.K.F February 23, 2017

Caids

When your vehicle is slowly over a short amount of time dying on you.

I don't want to sink any more money into this Caids infected car!

by Iwilleatyourtoes January 17, 2018