The opposite of a competent and conscientious computer programmer.
Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.
Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.
Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.
Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.
Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Programmer 1: Hey, I can't follow this module.c code. It's filled with like magic constants and 2,000 line functions. I don't think this guy understood pointers, either... and why did he write his own shitty version of strtol()? WTF...
Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.
Programmer 1: FML
Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.
Programmer 1: FML
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its the last name of some spanish, or italian families. Cintrone with emphasis over the silent E at the end for italian families, more emphasis on the center O for spanish families. people who use the name say it with much pride, cintron is the name of a strong family. some would even assume the name cintron for one who is in the mafia.
example one: joe dont mess with that guy zach, he's a cintron and they dont play.
example two: we are cintrons! we live up to that name and say it with honor, we also treat other cintrons with respect.
example three: hey boss who is going to finish the job? (second man) that guy is going to be hard to take down so, we'll get the cintron to wack em' he's good
example two: we are cintrons! we live up to that name and say it with honor, we also treat other cintrons with respect.
example three: hey boss who is going to finish the job? (second man) that guy is going to be hard to take down so, we'll get the cintron to wack em' he's good
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Ella es la cangri...
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