Cinder Block Shoes

Usually referred to people who tend to stomp upstairs or walk unnecessarily loud.

"Girl, I know you are on your way upstairs in no hurry, with all that noise you must be wearing some cinder block shoes."

"Oh honey, I'd take off those cinder block shoes before you even think about trying to quietly sneak past me ."

"My upstairs neighbor 'sumo-stomps' around all day, I know they must be wearing their cinder block shoes."

by MissunderstoodMissconception August 18, 2017

Cinder Block Sit Down

A sexual act were a funnel is lodged into one partner's sphincter while laying face down making a 45 degree angle with their body. The other partner then proceeds to poor cement into the lodged funnel. This causes a chemical reaction with the rectum and begins to solidify the cement into hardened concrete. After undergoing surgery a perfect mold of the human rectum as a result.

Poor Sam couldn't handle the cinder block sit down, but now I have this nifty paper weight.

by harderass January 16, 2013

Cinder Block Treatment

Make him squat with his feet on a pair of cinder blocks, then take your two strongest flicking fingers and just go "thunk-thwap-thunk- thwap" as hard as you can against anything dangly you might find.

Oh man! I heard that fraternity uses the cinder block treatment for initiation!

Yeah, that cinder block treatment scared my life.. and manhood!

by LMD11 March 20, 2011

Lucky Cinder-Block

A) The Lucky Cinder-Block is a fictitious object carried by backpackers and students. It represents any extremely heavy object carried for no particular reason.
B) Any useless, weighty, or otherwise pointless object occupying an inordinate amount of space in a backpack.

Steve: Hey Joe, Why is your backpack so heavy?
Joe: I don't know.
Steve: Dude, you brought your lucky cinder-block along didn't you?

by Andrew Narveson May 22, 2008

Egyptian cinder block

to mix hash browns and eggs together before cooking them

Waitress: what will you have?"

You" ill have an omelet but make it an Egyptian cinder block

by tulsabigeric August 14, 2010

cinder blocks in motion

When someone is attempting to wheel but can't. The idea is that while a wheel can move, a cinder block rotating doesn't get anywhere.

Guy 1: I asked Sarah out to coffee again, but she said she's still sick.
Guy 2: Dude, I saw her at the bar yesterday - you're just cinder blocks in motion. Move on.

by kinwa July 7, 2010

Cinder blocking

When a fat man slams his stomach on the top of a male or femals head while recieving a blow job.

Hey jed, dont't you know that bears love it when your cinder blocking them!

Shit! Im sorry Jenn! I didn't mean to tell everyone about me cinder blocking you into a coma.

by Brutal mf July 9, 2011