chuzzle

a woman with a hairy beaver who makes weird noises during sex

yeah, that hippie chick i was with last night, she was a bit of a chuzzle. at first i couldn't even find my way and then i thought there was a frikin ferret in the room or something

by chvu September 08, 2006

Chuzzle

A person of wobbly logic, a buffoon, someone who acts and sometimes is intoxicated (Verb - to be chuzzled)

That guy is a total chuzzle especially when he is chuzzled.

by rolando logjammin' March 15, 2004

Chuzzle

Two people who are better at playing with each other then you

"We are chuzzle, unlike you."

by me!.!.!.!.! March 29, 2008

chuzzles

Testicles with a short layer of peach fuzz.

He chiseled his chuzzles, so now they're just balls.

by Taylor colburn February 29, 2008

Chuzzle

opposite of a cougar.

uhm, your a chuzzle

by courtneyxmarie April 30, 2009

Chuzzle

Chuz-zle
chuh-zuhl verb,-zled, -zling, noun

-To give oral sex until completion and drink semen, greedily, frequently, or plentifully.

Paparazzi caught the chuzzle of a lifetime from Hillary Duff, after an impromptu proposal. Her fiance looked very pleased as he phoned a friend during this exquisite act.

by glurp April 10, 2010

chuzzle

verb. to intake so much alcohol that one becomes so drunk that one needs sex. RIGHT NOW!!!

Friend 1: Dude, how much has (friend 3) been drinking?
Friend 2: I don't know, but he's gonna chuzzle pretty soon.
Friend 3: SEX. NOW. DROP THE PANTS.
Friend 4: Oh god, why'd he choose me?

by Prplman May 15, 2009