chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Chick Churping

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

Tattle tales will often ensue.

You listen to Beyonce and say it's so groundbreaking . . . I think it's just chick churping.

by ye olde internet April 27, 2022

chipping

To occaisonally or recreationally use heroin without becoming trully addicted.

I've been chipping for years, but I'm lucky I've never got hooked and had to experience withdrawl symptoms.

by Ed Loverooni January 20, 2008

Chopping Chedder

cuting the cheese, ripping gas, farting

Yo,somebody was chopping chedder, it stanks up in here.

by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

cupping a fart

To fart into a cupped hand and quickly bringing it up to your nose to sniff it. He cupped a fart

Joe couldn't get enough of his own farts. He sat there cupping a fart all day.

by McSparkorama July 26, 2006

boo cupping

When one goes to bed with a woman, and all you get to do is hold a breast as she passes out from drinking or fatigue; typically, this happens during spooning

Charmaine: What happened with Jessica last night? You were still at the bar when I left.

Robert: She got wasted, of course. At her place, she was like, "Can you just hold me?" So again, I only did some boo cupping until I got bored and fell asleep.

by tunafic January 13, 2007

Volume Chumping

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

by Snocap November 16, 2006