Chutster

A US Marine generally stationed in Jacksonville, NC, who gets at least two haircuts a week, the second one usually occurring on Friday afternoons. A Chutster consumes Monster energy drinks by the caseload and wears Tapout apparel even though he's never actually participated in an MMA match. When he goes to bars, he orders copious amounts of Jaggerbombs and dollar beers like Natural Ice and Keystone. He must have at least one moto tattoo which is oftentimes accompanied with a tribal. He may or may not have a can of Copenhagen in his back pocket, and his pickup truck is more than likely raised three feet off the ground and adorned with Mossy Oak bumper stickers. Yut. Kill.

Chutster 1: Broseph, I just ordered some Natti Lite for those bitches over there
Chutster 2: Roger that Devil Dog, I'm glad I downed those Monsters tonight. My EGA Tat really hurts though

by vkxUSMC May 4, 2009

cugster

a homie/ or a friend thats not a snitch and is your homeboy

that boy i met is one real cugster

by tone daddy December 13, 2017

cougster

A woman, who is a hipster who is older than 30, who tries to pick up younger guys.

Oh my God, she's such a cougster... make sure you use a condom or she'll try to get pregnant.

by Hipityhip November 20, 2011

Funny Chubster

NOT to be confused with Chubby Funster (a comedian who also happens to be fat) a Funny Chubster is a fat or overweight man or woman who is also good craic, tells funny jokes and generally makes people laugh a lot

That Jack lad is a good laugh but he's put on a bit of weight lately, he's a funny chubster

by 2mancay7 January 10, 2014

chubster

a halfway boner that isnt fully hard, but is completely noticible

i had to book my chubster today in class for my presentation but it bumped (girl)'s arm on the way back to my seat

by brawnyman December 23, 2005

cougster

a divorcee (usually over the age of thirty) who has taken to hanging out in cafes and bars specifically to pick up young men of artistic or literary pretensions, i.e. hipsters.

"Where did Christy pick up that twiggy hipster with the glasses?" "Probably downtown at the Irony Cafe, where all the cougsters go to score fresh meat."

by snobiwan August 24, 2009

Chudster

A mammal that is over 324.68 lbs. No less, And may or may not be of human decent. Chudsters are often capable of leaving hot chuds whenever they become overfed

Man that's one massive chudster over there.

by Chuckyfungus July 1, 2018