chuffy

to be puffed up with self contented delight, happiness and well being; to be chuffed, full of chuffiness, to things chuffily.

a ruffled grouse puffing up its feathers
in courtship.

by Serena Rykert February 24, 2004

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

chuffles

Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, and around your thighs as you approach middle age.

May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).

Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.

by selyon December 18, 2007

chuffy

A 49 year old train driver who wears a train drivers hat, has a moustash and is Big G's imaginary friend.

here comes chuffy in his train. Look Waj is having lessions.

by waj January 15, 2004

Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

chuffty

A lazy tool that does such things as (but not limited to); typing their words in capitals (because they can't be bothered to turn the capital lock key off), goes home because they can't be bothered to do anything, sends other people to the bar (because they're too lazy to go and get their own drink).

That prick is asking me to go to the bar for him again! He's such a Chuffty!

by Boigny Lover April 22, 2011

chuffty plug

Slang Term for Tampon

To be inserted in the chuff therefore a chuffty plug

by ads-ast September 3, 2006