Apparently the most realistic FPS game to date. The boys over at Crytech have proven how much of nerds they are by making a video game that hardly runs on normal pcs.
Ex1:
guy 1: Dude should i get crysis?
guy 2: hells yeah if you can run the damn thing.
Ex2:
i recently got this new computer: froged in the fire of mount doom, crafted by the proud Jedi of star wars, and it still have problems running crysis.
Ex3:
Crysis is designed for computers...From SPACE
Ex4:
Crysis is from crytech and uses the cry-engin, which also runs Farcry, Farcry 2, and Jesus Cry-st Superstar
guy 1: Dude should i get crysis?
guy 2: hells yeah if you can run the damn thing.
Ex2:
i recently got this new computer: froged in the fire of mount doom, crafted by the proud Jedi of star wars, and it still have problems running crysis.
Ex3:
Crysis is designed for computers...From SPACE
Ex4:
Crysis is from crytech and uses the cry-engin, which also runs Farcry, Farcry 2, and Jesus Cry-st Superstar
by JackInTheCloset February 2, 2009
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Crysis, first off, you fight Koreans, then Aliens.
Trauma Center, you are a doctor, fighting the plague of disease, then aliens.
Trauma Center, you are a doctor, fighting the plague of disease, then aliens.
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The feeling you get from playing Crysis or Crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot mofo ai from campaign or a massive hacker noob found commonly in Crysis 2 more so than the original title. The leader of hackers in Crysis is Browny. A mega hacker who lives in a VTOL. He will aimbot you.
Crysis fanboy: OMG im winning this match!
'Hacker joins' instantly winning
Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!
Hacker: hehe i own
Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA
Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!
'Hacker joins' instantly winning
Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!
Hacker: hehe i own
Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA
Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!
by MEGA FAIL OWNAGE CRYSIS TARD June 22, 2011
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by azncompfreak January 28, 2008
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Bill: The Crysis rating is medium, most likely.
Bill: The Crysis rating is medium, most likely.
by ZDG June 29, 2008
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She cares about others and is always there for her friends. She possesses the ability to evaluate the nature of others' personalities and meet their needs. Her openness offers others her spouse a loyal friend and passionate lover.
As a mother she brings unconditional love while providing mature parenting guidance to her children.
She cares about others and is always there for her friends. She possesses the ability to evaluate the nature of others' personalities and meet their needs. Her openness offers others her spouse a loyal friend and passionate lover.
As a mother she brings unconditional love while providing mature parenting guidance to her children.
When guy sees a stunning lady for the first time he tells his mate, "OMG, I'd tag that lady a chryseis!"
by Sexy-Elegance July 15, 2014
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Some info on Crysis:
-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.
-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.
-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.
-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.
-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.
-The first real time Predator like gameplay.
-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.
-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.
-Many multiplayer modes.
-And much more.
There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.
Some info on Crysis:
-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.
-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.
-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.
-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.
-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.
-The first real time Predator like gameplay.
-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.
-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.
-Many multiplayer modes.
-And much more.
There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.
I have already upgraded my computer with SLI Nvidia BFG Geforce 8 series cards. I want this fucker maxed out.
Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.
Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.
by Aldwardo January 17, 2007
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