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Chriszani

A term for a moment of slowness, confusion, and or dumbness. It is used as a noun, and the adjective form is Chriszanic, helping describe a person that continuously experiences moments of slowness.
Miguel: I busted a chriszani when I thought that buffalo wings were made from buffaloes.

Sarah Park: LMAO, oh my god, my friend Soo Chin is so Chirszanic, she's slow like 24/7 ughh.
by Young.Money December 22, 2008
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chrisening

To place an image of Chris Pratt upon another being
I bought a sheet of Chris Pratt stickers for the purpose of chrisening my friends tomorrow.
by Kittycornflamingo March 29, 2021
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chriszindaXcore

Those who long to be almost HALF as hXc as Chris Zinda.
Damn, that band is fuckin chriszindaXcore!
by Warren G April 20, 2005
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christinian

A girl who is really pretty and makes you the happiest person ever. She is the best thing in this world and you would be lucky to have her but sadly shes taken by M3. Their are luckily for you more then one in this world named christinian so be on the look out.
Christinian NOthing more beautiful takes your heart. If Christian her name is a guy you wont have any luck cx. Make sure you know its really her cuz this name is rare for only one reason shes the dream girl of your life.
by ODysselum PLUs Christinian January 12, 2014
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Christeia

One of the most nonchalant type of girls ever. They are also really beautiful. Not really much of a loving person but they love who they want to. Always has a fast reply to getting picked on. You shouldn't mess with a Christeia.
Boy: Why is your mask that color?
Christeia: why are you that color.
Me: starts laughing
by Gabster😚💞 November 23, 2021
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Christeria

A French name, typically a middle name. A very rare name in many circumstances. Christeria means "God Is Gracious.", and despite the name being connected to christianity it's a very beautiful name. I'd recommend picking this name for your baby.
"Hey, Christeria!"
by Anonymous3344 November 30, 2021
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Hoopa Doopa Christening!

The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.
You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.
by Bathing Suit Net Collector August 31, 2016
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