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The hottest and funniest man also has a huge cock also is half-asleep most the time or retarted.
"Look its Christos the retard"
Christos by barbiefan123 May 24, 2021
Christos' are usually shy, cute and sweet looking guys but their personality is self-centred, irresponsible, untrustworthy, dishonest and disrespectful. His name is Greek for Christ, so he has a tendency to behave superior/righteous in a modest way but don't be fooled by his modesty. A Christos has a way with words so don't be surprised if he is able to make you change your opinion, beliefs or even argument to his own.

Christos' lack empathy and sympathy, they aren't romantic or thoughtful, they seek benefits for their own satisfaction.

The name Christos has meaning of righteousness, virtuous, moral and good man. So if you meat a Christos be prepared that he thinks he is perfect and thinks he doesn't need to changing. His stubbornness will also be something different to overcome.
If you can change a Christos, you are one lucky person.
Christos why are you lying to yourself?
Christos by Nikilonia May 25, 2021
A stupid man who is an idiot and thinks he is smart. Christos is a dude who has a lot of stupid friends and is stupid
If you dont give them food they cry.
Hey dude christos just solved a puzzle
how did he do it since he is so dumb?
Christos by SIkias June 14, 2020
Christos is an asshole who is a salty piece of shit and he is also thirsty and he has a little dick.
Christos or asshole
Christos by Craig Robert April 19, 2019
the most fucked up human in the history of the world. He is so fucked that no one compares. Jack the ripper has nothing on this scary lad. The Sydney siege was nothing compared to this man.
"OMG did you hear about the school shooting?"

"Christos is more fucked than that"
Christos by shoot_dude July 1, 2019
Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.
Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin
Christos by easuba November 20, 2021