Christopher Reeved

When you smoke so much green, you become paralyzed.

I couldn't go anywhere today! I haven't spoken outloud in 4 hours! I got CHRISTOPHER REEVED!

by A_Tag_ May 7, 2008

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Christopher-Reevesed

Being killed, in a video game, after being stunned by a stun grenade, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Matt: "Oh no! A stun grenade! I can't stand being Christopher-Reevesed... Not being able to move quickly is the worst."

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

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What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

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😱: Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka

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To become paralyzed through sports, whether it be football or horse riding.

"My brother got ChristopherReeved last year when he broke his spine by playing football"

by Spyder October 24, 2004

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