chowned

To get shot at school.

Dude, my sister's boyfriend got totally Chowned last month.

by Chowned May 13, 2007

chowned

To be purposely killed by a teammate in an online game (teamkilled).

Damn, last night we were getting totally Chowned in Counterstrike by some jerk dropping grenades at our spawn point. Felt like being on the Virginia Tech server.

by Chowned May 13, 2007

chown

to poop a very large amount and to have the feeling of emptying out your entire stomach

Oh yeah, when we get home I'm sure gonna chown!

by Lisa Krause September 14, 2006

Chowning

To gorge, particually on the male penis (verb)

The other day, I was relaxing in my chair while Robert was chowning down on my cock!

by Duke Robinson March 26, 2008

chowned

Child Owned. To get tapped by a woman and have a child as a result

Dude! you have a kid! and you're 20!!! dude! Chowned!

by Twitch Jones February 28, 2008

chown

someone who is a clown and a chode.

Dude, that guy who sells us locks is a total chown!

by resor November 4, 2011

chowned

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

by Henry May 13, 2005