Crotchkins disease

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

by Mehrune March 13, 2009

chotskies

Generally useless crap of little or no value. Similar to knick-knacks, popularized in Wierd-Al Yancovichs eBay song.

Many chotskies can be found for sale on eBay.

by Squidward Tentacles September 7, 2006

chotcherino

The ultimate male chotch

Tom Cruise is a chotcherino

by Tedster November 28, 2005

chotchkies

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.

"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"

by seth February 10, 2004

crotchking

He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.

My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.

by Dongalev November 21, 2010

Chotchkes

Affordable high quality promotional items, souvenirs or trinkets. Value, swagger, cool, neat-o

My grandmother collected various chotchkes throughout her life as she traveled the world as a Pan Am Airlines flight attendant.

by Swag Adjudicator September 18, 2018

Chotchka

A small piece of worthless crap
Source: Unit 200, The QC

"Yo Fiddy, didga cop that schmata at 'da chotchka joint next to the da bodega at Eastway and The Plaza?"

by Unit 200 March 15, 2007