by shistane August 21, 2018
Get the choasting mug.1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.
2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010
Get the Shit Chestington mug.If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.
Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!
Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008
Get the Choating mug.Man 1: I'm really cold and have a bunch of spare orphans.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.
by Craig Bigglesworth October 29, 2011
Get the Chorting mug.When one guy seemingly at random punches another guy in the chest, knocking the air out of him. This is done back and forth between the two males as a game. Each incident is increasingly surprising for the victim.
Guy 1: -sitting on the couch, watching T.V.-
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-
This is chesting.
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-
This is chesting.
by anonymous576 January 28, 2006
Get the chesting mug.1. beat someone's face in so badly that he or she has a golden or silver tooth removed from his or her mouth.
2. Also when you fart so hard you cause feces to escape your bowels unintentionally.
2. Also when you fart so hard you cause feces to escape your bowels unintentionally.
1. Did you hear Ben was treasure chesting Liam and got three gold teeth.
2. Me and my freind were in a fart contest and I treasure chested.
2. Me and my freind were in a fart contest and I treasure chested.
by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010
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